May 2012
57 posts
Hateful metro today
Man, some proud bigotry on display in Metro today. I wish Metro had a more accurate depiction of NYC to share with us. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 9th
Informed Instigation: "Qualified" →
Enjoy.
May 8th
People and their damn caffeine addictions, man
Not sure why it’s enjoyable to be so dependent on stimulants to make it through the day. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 7th
Shut up about hunger, Knicks
Your stomach doesn’t win games. But I’m glad we get a moment to celebrate a playoff win. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 7th
Great lessons
The Beastie Boys were talented but jerky young dudes who grew up into conscientious but still talented men. Young folks could learn a lot of lessons from watching them mature. This one.. this one really sucks.
May 4th
No
Celebrities in their mid40s are supposed to recover from cancer, not die. MCA had such a distinctive voice. Too much liquor to pour out for a fellow Saint Ann’ser.
May 4th
Stop crying
Jezebel comments reveal most women apparently bawl if hair is cut incorrectly. I would note that I will change salons, be annoyed, wear a hat, do lots of things. Stop crying, adults. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 3rd
Non-health nuts
I’m gonna start calling blissfully unhealthy people that. You can certainly be nutty and healthy, but ignoring health, even when young, is the real nutty thing. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 2nd
For real
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is my favorite album of the last several years, hands down. I have songs I like more, but I can still plop this album on and just rock out. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 2nd
Looking at my bank account...
…on the two days between when my roommates pay me and when I in turn pay the rent is happy times.
May 1st
Wtf old drunks
I was feeling sorry for a drunk old black man (could be homeless, but dressed fairly well). It just seemed very sad. But then he made eyes at/blew kisses at a middle aged woman for a minute or two. And then I stopped feeling sorry for the lech. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 1st
I don't care...
I like the new Nets logo. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
May 1st
Informed Instigation: "May Day Plea" →
Perhaps my friends will get involved.
May 1st
April 2012
56 posts
Insecure →
It’s funny. I used to talk about nothing but myself. People thought it was ego but it turns it was pathetic insecurity, which was definitely true of me at the time.
Apr 30th
Metro letters
If I lived in fucking East Rockaway, I’d be writing to the damn newspaper too with all my free time. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Apr 30th
Metro and AM
It’s the exact same news every day. But it’s amusing to compare the two and see how they present it differently. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Apr 30th
The Key
We’re all a little dumber when we’re impaired by various substances. We have loose lips, or we sleep around, or we actually hurt people. Not an excuse, but a reason. Some people like to wave away some kinds of sexual assault because the assailant was impaired, as if this gives someone a free pass. No. I’ve done dumb stuff (not that kind of stuff; mostly saying mean shit) after...
Apr 30th
Informed Instigation: "Released" →
A spin-off of Chappelle’s racial draft.
Apr 26th
Informed Instigation: "Seeing Red" →
Once and for all detailing my past anger issues…
Apr 24th
“The more research we do, the more it seems like the only behavior consistently...”
– Cracked
Apr 24th