January 2012
46 posts
Protip
The point of working out is to push yourself at least somewhat. If you are having a full phone conversation easily while on the machine, WORK OUT HARDER. Folks remind me of the daegu housewives. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 27th
Protip
Take a moment to give someone a sincere, and not creepy, compliment today. If they are weird about it, that’s their problem. You just might brighten up someone’s day. I said not creepy. And don’t fucking stare. But smile.
Jan 26th
Warning: trivial thought
I really like a good ab workout. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 25th
People...
We might have WA, NJ and MD in the marriage equality column by the end of the year. The homophobes are loooosing. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 25th
Nope
You just can’t bring up citibank with asian beginners and not have it pronounced ‘shitty.’ Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 25th
Wow
All three subways were arriving at the station when I did. Fastest three-subway commute ever. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 25th
Mini-informed
As many of you know, my computer is in the shop. So, until I get it back, I will be posting my entries on tumblr. I will tag you in the link below the status. So here’s today’s. Can you think of the day when everything was going wrong and the words or actions of a stranger served to cheer you up? On sunday, I found out my computer was broken, and that I wouldn’t get it...
Jan 24th
Protip
Unlike the emmys or grammys, the oscars do not exist in a vacuum. There are surprises, and shocks, but the writing has been on the wall 4 months. If you have been sitting around hoping that alan rickman would get nominated for playing snape that’s your fault for wasting your damn time. (He was great, but stop dreaming.) I rarely agree with the best picture winner, but getting up in arms...
Jan 24th
Gold
Man they are pumping these keith hernandez gold commercials constantly.
Jan 23rd
Just fyi
SVU is on until 11 pm. So, make a note of it. I love sunday cable marathons. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 22nd
Informed Instigation: "'Your' Niche" →
On being pigeonholed as an audience.
Jan 19th
Informed Instigation: "Get Out Of Prejudice Free" →
Being discriminated isn’t an excuse.
Jan 17th
Not surprised
The giant ‘welcome to the bronx’ sign next to the RFK bridge is empty and available for renting. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 17th
Airport massage?
Perfect time-killer. Woke up stressed today for some reason. Not sure why, life is good aside from dating. (And you know when I manage to figure that part out something else will fail. Heh.) Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 17th
After Captain Eo..
…I really miss Michael Jackson, man. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 15th
“Nevins added that he’s still waiting for showrunner Jenji Kohan to choose among...”
Jan 12th
Informed Instigation: "Why I Don't Hate Musicians" →
No use in it.
Jan 12th
“He seemed so mystified by where the anger was coming from that when the session...”
– Well, shoot. It wouldn’t even be that hard to improve, you guys!
Jan 11th
Wow
‘On one occasion, this female (chimp) reached back to grasp the thrusting hand of the experimenter and tried to force it more deeply into her vagina.’ Male chimps are even shittier than male humans: they last five seconds. If they could last five more seconds, their ladies would manage to get off. Too bad. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 11th
OH Doctor
I have a sore bottom! (My students role-playing after learning body parts.) Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 11th
It was only a matter of time..
We’re doing body parts today. Only a matter of time before butts and diarrhea came up. (No, it wasn’t my fault!!) Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 11th
Mindset I do not understand
‘This paper is SO HARD to flip through. I think I’ll fill my mouth with an ungodly number of germs just to get it moving instead of just, um, trying harder.’ People are lazy and gross. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 11th
"The Scorpion King 3 - Own it now!"
No!
Jan 11th
"In 3 Days... Mark Wahlberg... star of "The...
The ads for “Contraband” are getting so desperate they have convinced themselves that the reason no one wants to see that stupid movie is because they’re confused about where they might have seen the lead before. (And hey, I like those movies, don’t front.)
Jan 11th
“Despite what a lot of movies might have you believe, being white is not that...”
– Heh.
Jan 10th
Everyone and their mother is looking for someone...
I cannot satisfy this requirement. Haha.
Jan 10th
Remember when everyone was into Garden State?
Man, we were dumb when we were 18, eh?
Jan 10th
Informed Instigation: "Removing Options" →
On pulling out the rug.
Jan 10th
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Like Animaniacs. Good Idea: Who should play Thatcher? Streep! Bad Idea: Who should direct the movie? The director of Mamma Mia!
Jan 10th
In case you were wondering...
..Male pigs (boars) can ejaculate a full cup of semen, which can take up to fifteen minutes. So now you know. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 9th
Hey phone
You don’t need to update me on the birthdays of people I’ve long since deleted from my contacts. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 9th
You were..
…Workin as a waitress in a cocktail bar…. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 8th
Too Close
What a fucking dirty song this is. Jesus christ. ‘I have a boner and you can feel it.’ Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 8th
Things I love
Recognizing a full song at a bar from its presence in a GirlTalk mash-up. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 8th
“Your girlfriend dead? THAT’S PRIVATE.”
– Dumbest ad ever.
Jan 7th
At the end of the day...
..All I want is someone smart and cool to sleep next to. Is that so much to ask? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Jan 7th
“Echoing the dispassionate sighs of our own, now-retired recappers, far fewer...”
Jan 7th
Snopes to the rescue! →
I’ve been told several of these and I had no idea they were all basically of racist or classist origin (and the tellers were not doing so on purpose). Fascinating.
Jan 6th
“Emma Stone, and then some other words we don’t actually have to write since...”
– I just quoted an entire AV Club newsblurb. Because it is awesome.
Jan 5th
Dramatizations
Watching a stupid conspiracy show. They mention a guy who was hanged in the 1890s and then show a guy hanging from a bridge. Screen says, “Dramatization.” WHAT!?!?!? YOU MEAN IT’S NOT DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE FROM THE 1890S? Stupid commercial currently on the air where a truck snowboards. Screen says, “Dramatization. Trucks cannot snowboard.” If you try to snowboard...
Jan 5th
Informed Instigation: "2012 Forecast: Part 2" →
Part 2 of Tuesday’s post.
Jan 5th
Kanye is on a fucking roll
Tweeting up a storm.
Jan 5th
Sometimes...
…I wonder if it’s possible to disagree with EVERYTHING as much as a Jezebel commenter does.
Jan 5th
“So The Hollywood Reporter notes that, despite Wiig’s refusal to...”
Jan 4th
Informed Instigation: "2012 Forecast: Part 1" →
Starting the year off..
Jan 3rd
Bad
You know, you tell yourself you’re a good person and that you treat people well, but when confronted with the fact that you’ve done folks wrong, you feel a sort of cognitive dissonance (good person/bad things, what?). But sometimes good people do bad. And some people are bad. I’d like to believe I’m in the former group - but sometimes I wonder. (If you’re...
Jan 2nd
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