Most #firstworldproblems thing ever
Father, to young son as they cross the street in the drizzle: ‘Careful with the iPad.” They followed this by running into a park avenue residence. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
They finally build a whore house, and it’s a dude whore house.
This episode of "Beavis and Butt-head" references...
I’m bizarrely excited.
When you will be bringing out the lasers for me to play with, and will you be...
Boston professor busted for selling meth… Too bad. Maybe if she stayed out of my...– (Bryan Cranston actually tweeted this and it is awesome.)
Ups and Downs
Weds morning: Oh shoot. Missed a package. Probably some of the clothes I got with my giftcard. Booo. Thurs afternoon, 2 pm: Welp. Time to go get it at the post office. Aw, it’s not clothes, it’s just a book. Boooo. Thurs afternoon, 2:01 pm: Oh! I forgot I bought this book! I’m really excited to read this. Yay! Thurs afternoon, 2:45 pm: Fuck. While I was out,...
This was not a bad year in film, but I do envy my TV-critic colleagues. For...
I think the republicans candidates have stopped competing for the presidential...
I have been given number 315. They are currently at 495. I don’t get it, but I expect to be here for a while. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
This is not a town. Why is this station a thing? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
I know we all miss...
..The days when we could say really stupid and immature shit online without anyone finding out. But if you’re mad that people are finding stupid shit you put online… It’s time to stop putting it online. Or just email your friends if you want to gossip/be drunk/be high. Heh. I fail at this sometimes too. But yeah. It’s time for us to grow up along with the net. Sent...
Kelsey Grammer supporting Michele Bachman. Just… Ha! Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
The only way I ever buy new clothes I like..
…is through a combination of online shopping + gift cards.
Me: Both my dad and Ron are prone to sloth. My mom is extremely type-A and so am I. I wonder if I will thus end up with someone who’s always late. Mom’s friend: No, don’t do that. When I was married, if I was ever late my husband would be really upset and it caused a lot of problems. Mom: But of course if you do that you’re limiting your field by a lot. Me: Well ideally...
Things that surprise me
Joe Canal’s has a reallllly nice bathroom. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
With her disastrously received 2003 message movie Beyond Borders and now In The...– Womp womp. I like Angie, but.. perhaps directing is a no-go.
It’s about time that somebody pay tribute to Steve Jobs, whose death in...
These ubiquitous Catholic commercials..
… Are doing a fine job of pretending catholics have always been or always are benevolent. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Robertson once more took to his basic-cable mount on the Christian Broadcasting...– Pat Robertson is the worst, but the AVC is right.
Overwhelmed by the momentous weight of the material, not to mention the demands...
Informed Instigation: "2011 in One Word" →
Summing up the year.
Seems to me..
…that every single ad for drugs includes death/thoughts of suicide as a possible side-effect.
Fw: Brad Bird
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It’s amazing to me how many profiles I read that get me excited to talk to a particular young woman and then I get to the end and there’s a height requirement. I feel like a little kid who can’t get on the rollercoaster, except back then I at least had a chance of growing more.
The subway map at this station has the W train on it. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dad’s friend, referring to my dad’s GF: “Woo, the girls are here.” Dad: “Well I’m here aren’t I?” (Followed by cackling) Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Fun day today
Morning started with a blunt rejection by someone I thought was into me, and now I’m at the location (I checked the event to make sure) for a supposed party and the hostess is a cool hour late and I don’t have her number. Fun fun fun fun lookin forward to the weekend… Anyone near hell’s kitchen? Heh. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
First time in a while I’ve heard a car bounding up 1st Ave blasting some MJ.
Guy on the M96 wearing a tri-corner hat
…Costume or hipster? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Sometimes we get so hung up on Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitism that we forget...
Informed Instigation: "Come Together" →
Pop culture bringing us together.
The reviews on MI-4 are absolutely stellar. A- here, 3.5 stars there, from reviewers I respect. And the TDKR preview? Oh shit. I have to see it now. Brad Bird wins again!
Is it just me?
Or does Newt look like a very old baby? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
What's the most racist tree?
I have definitely reached the age where if I meet someone out at a bar or an event I always have to check to see if they’re wearing a ring. Booo. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Informed Instigation: "Perry and Progress" →
On the silver lining to Perry’s idiocy.
I am so fat (he’s not). I like to go jogging but I’m lazy.– Mobile
Lots of us
Randomly, I had two separate conversations last night with women I’ve been on dates with (with whom I remain friends) who were lamenting the same thing I occasionally do, namely that it’s hard out here for a pi- I mean, for a person in their mid20s tired of the casual dating scene who wants something more legit. It makes me a bit sad that these two (and others I know) are going...
Chill out, Linked-in.
I will get to your shit later. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
LMFAO set to make films in 2012
I already said that was quite enough out of you, didn’t I? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
In their insane world, Jennifer Aniston is the Sexiest Woman of All Time. I just… The woman is pretty. And I don’t know her personally to say whether or not she’s particularly alluring off-screen (she certainly isn’t on-screen). But ALL TIME? It figures they would pick the blandest star of the last two decades over everyone else in history. I mean… I mean.....
Is it just me...
…Or does 90 percent of the architecture in Queens not know it’s no longer 1956? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
We’re still letting this Chris Brown thing continue?
I don’t show my white dragon to dudes.” “You haven’t...
New Sporcle quiz from me to you! →
Strictly for baseball nerds though.
Hmm. Just testing something.
Informed Instigation: "Doing The Robot" →
A silly little post about the fact that I don’t cry.
I get two weeks off at the end of december. But.. I lose money. Heh. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Hey, Daily News
I somehow doubt that Alec Baldwin is the BIGGEST STORY IN THE WORLD today. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile