December 2011
59 posts
Most #firstworldproblems thing ever
Father, to young son as they cross the street in the drizzle: ‘Careful with the iPad.” They followed this by running into a park avenue residence. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 31st
“They finally build a whore house, and it’s a dude whore house.”
Dec 30th
This episode of "Beavis and Butt-head" references...
I’m bizarrely excited.
Dec 30th
“When you will be bringing out the lasers for me to play with, and will you be...”
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“Boston professor busted for selling meth… Too bad. Maybe if she stayed out of my...”
– (Bryan Cranston actually tweeted this and it is awesome.)
Dec 29th
Ups and Downs
Weds morning: Oh shoot. Missed a package. Probably some of the clothes I got with my giftcard. Booo. Thurs afternoon, 2 pm: Welp. Time to go get it at the post office. Aw, it’s not clothes, it’s just a book. Boooo. Thurs afternoon, 2:01 pm: Oh! I forgot I bought this book! I’m really excited to read this. Yay! Thurs afternoon, 2:45 pm: Fuck. While I was out,...
Dec 29th
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“This was not a bad year in film, but I do envy my TV-critic colleagues. For...”
Dec 29th
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“I think the republicans candidates have stopped competing for the presidential...”
Dec 29th
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DMV
I have been given number 315. They are currently at 495. I don’t get it, but I expect to be here for a while. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 28th
Metropark
This is not a town. Why is this station a thing? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 27th
I know we all miss...
..The days when we could say really stupid and immature shit online without anyone finding out. But if you’re mad that people are finding stupid shit you put online… It’s time to stop putting it online. Or just email your friends if you want to gossip/be drunk/be high. Heh. I fail at this sometimes too. But yeah. It’s time for us to grow up along with the net. Sent...
Dec 27th
Ha!
Kelsey Grammer supporting Michele Bachman. Just… Ha! Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 27th
The only way I ever buy new clothes I like..
…is through a combination of online shopping + gift cards.
Dec 26th
Limiting
Me: Both my dad and Ron are prone to sloth. My mom is extremely type-A and so am I. I wonder if I will thus end up with someone who’s always late. Mom’s friend: No, don’t do that. When I was married, if I was ever late my husband would be really upset and it caused a lot of problems. Mom: But of course if you do that you’re limiting your field by a lot. Me: Well ideally...
Dec 25th
Things that surprise me
Joe Canal’s has a reallllly nice bathroom. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 22nd
“With her disastrously received 2003 message movie Beyond Borders and now In The...”
– Womp womp. I like Angie, but.. perhaps directing is a no-go.
Dec 22nd
“It’s about time that somebody pay tribute to Steve Jobs, whose death in...”
Dec 22nd
These ubiquitous Catholic commercials..
… Are doing a fine job of pretending catholics have always been or always are benevolent. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 22nd
“Robertson once more took to his basic-cable mount on the Christian Broadcasting...”
– Pat Robertson is the worst, but the AVC is right.
Dec 21st
“Overwhelmed by the momentous weight of the material, not to mention the demands...”
Dec 21st
Informed Instigation: "2011 in One Word" →
Summing up the year.
Dec 21st
Seems to me..
…that every single ad for drugs includes death/thoughts of suicide as a possible side-effect.
Dec 20th
Fw: Brad Bird
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Dec 19th
So common
It’s amazing to me how many profiles I read that get me excited to talk to a particular young woman and then I get to the end and there’s a height requirement. I feel like a little kid who can’t get on the rollercoaster, except back then I at least had a chance of growing more.
Dec 18th
#westchesterfail
The subway map at this station has the W train on it. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 18th
Gerald fun
Dad’s friend, referring to my dad’s GF: “Woo, the girls are here.” Dad: “Well I’m here aren’t I?” (Followed by cackling) Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 17th
Fun day today
Morning started with a blunt rejection by someone I thought was into me, and now I’m at the location (I checked the event to make sure) for a supposed party and the hostess is a cool hour late and I don’t have her number. Fun fun fun fun lookin forward to the weekend… Anyone near hell’s kitchen? Heh. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 17th
Cool
First time in a while I’ve heard a car bounding up 1st Ave blasting some MJ.
Dec 16th
Guy on the M96 wearing a tri-corner hat
…Costume or hipster? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 15th
“Sometimes we get so hung up on Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitism that we forget...”
Dec 15th
Informed Instigation: "Come Together" →
Pop culture bringing us together.
Dec 15th
Damn
The reviews on MI-4 are absolutely stellar. A- here, 3.5 stars there, from reviewers I respect. And the TDKR preview? Oh shit. I have to see it now. Brad Bird wins again!
Dec 15th
Is it just me?
Or does Newt look like a very old baby? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 14th
What's the most racist tree?
Bigo-try!
Dec 14th
The ring
I have definitely reached the age where if I meet someone out at a bar or an event I always have to check to see if they’re wearing a ring. Booo. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 13th
Informed Instigation: "Perry and Progress" →
On the silver lining to Perry’s idiocy.
Dec 13th
“I am so fat (he’s not). I like to go jogging but I’m lazy.”
– Mobile
Dec 12th
Lots of us
Randomly, I had two separate conversations last night with women I’ve been on dates with (with whom I remain friends) who were lamenting the same thing I occasionally do, namely that it’s hard out here for a pi- I mean, for a person in their mid20s tired of the casual dating scene who wants something more legit. It makes me a bit sad that these two (and others I know) are going...
Dec 12th
Chill out, Linked-in.
I will get to your shit later. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 12th
LMFAO set to make films in 2012
I already said that was quite enough out of you, didn’t I? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 12th
Men's Health
In their insane world, Jennifer Aniston is the Sexiest Woman of All Time. I just… The woman is pretty. And I don’t know her personally to say whether or not she’s particularly alluring off-screen (she certainly isn’t on-screen). But ALL TIME? It figures they would pick the blandest star of the last two decades over everyone else in history. I mean… I mean.....
Dec 12th
Is it just me...
…Or does 90 percent of the architecture in Queens not know it’s no longer 1956? Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 12th
Seriously?
We’re still letting this Chris Brown thing continue?
Dec 9th
“I don’t show my white dragon to dudes.” “You haven’t...”
Dec 9th
New Sporcle quiz from me to you! →
Strictly for baseball nerds though.
Dec 8th
Hmm. Just testing something.
Dec 8th
Informed Instigation: "Doing The Robot" →
A silly little post about the fact that I don’t cry.
Dec 8th
Yay! Boo!
I get two weeks off at the end of december. But.. I lose money. Heh. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 7th
Hey, Daily News
I somehow doubt that Alec Baldwin is the BIGGEST STORY IN THE WORLD today. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Dec 7th