Blastoff! With Captain Blastin

Nov 22, 20116,318 notes

Things I can do:

Run 12 miles at a marginally faster than 6 mph clip. Woo!
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Most likely way for me to get injured?

Running on treadmill, unable to stop dancing like a fool to GirlTalk. Like right now.

It’s a two hour pre-thanksgiving run. I must multitask!
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Arf, arf

I just wanna imagine a bunch of thugs in the club in 1998 going ‘arf arf’ and then turning around calling people ‘faggots’ for not being masculine enough.

Ah, machismo. Such idiocy a lot of the time.
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DMX

Was there a time when people really thought that ridiculous ‘arf arf’ he did was intimidating? Did that scare anyone?

Then again he is mentally ill.
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“But the thought leaders on talk radio and Fox do more than shape opinion. Backed by their own wing of the book-publishing industry and supported by think tanks that increasingly function as public-relations agencies, conservatives have built a whole alternative knowledge system, with its own facts, its own history, its own laws of economics. Outside this alternative reality, the United States is a country dominated by a strong Christian religiosity. Within it, Christians are a persecuted minority. Outside the system, President Obama—whatever his policy errors—is a figure of imposing intellect and dignity. Within the system, he’s a pitiful nothing, unable to speak without a teleprompter, an affirmative-action phony doomed to inevitable defeat. Outside the system, social scientists worry that the U.S. is hardening into one of the most rigid class societies in the Western world, in which the children of the poor have less chance of escape than in France, Germany, or even England. Inside the system, the U.S. remains (to borrow the words of Senator Marco Rubio) “the only place in the world where it doesn’t matter who your parents were or where you came from.” —

“If we took away the minimum wage—if conceivably it was gone—we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely.” —Michele Bachmann be wrong.

“Hardy was slightly more direct about playing Bane, saying, “He’s brutal. Brutal. He’s a big dude who’s incredibly clinical, in the fact that he has a result-based and oriented fighting style. It’s not about fighting. It’s about carnage. The style is heavy-handed, heavy-footed. It’s nasty. Anything from small-joint manipulation to crushing skulls, crushing rib cages, stamping on shins and knees and necks and collarbones and snapping heads off and tearing his fists through chests, ripping out spinal columns. He is a terrorist in mentality as well as brutal action.” —I am excite. So much excite.

Nov 21, 2011

Anson Mount

He took Britney’s virginity in ‘Crosssroads.’

I do not buy you as a confederate soldier on AMC, sir.
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Nov 20, 2011

It is impossible to travel to philly

Without ending up very annoyed.
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“

Natalie Portman in Garden State doing a zany dance in front of one person in the privacy of her own home: NOT AWKWARD

Natalie Portman laughing like a maniac at the Golden Globes after talking about getting knocked up: MUCH CLOSER TO AWKWARD

Watching Black Swan with your little sister, whose ballet recitals you used to attend: AWKWARD

” —

“A fattening piece of food is usually accompanied by a photo of the thin person who’s eating it and a caption that reads: “OMG. Fried chicken sandwich + truffle fries = fat kid 4 lyfe.” Au contraire. You would think that such a meal would make you a “fat kid 4 LYFE”, but it actually makes you a skinny kid with a great metabolism/a secret eating disorder… 4 lyfe.” —Hahaha.

“Going into the home stretch, I think this is one of the worst blockbuster franchises of all time, inept from start to finish, and getting worse as they go. There will come a time when we look back on these films and wonder what sort of mob insanity drove their success, and we will laugh and shake our heads and pretend they were never really that popular.” —

Andy Dwyer in Womens' Studies..

…has so much comic potential.

“You made me watch 8 Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!”
“You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all 8 movies!” —

“You’re always up in arms about something.”
“No I’m not! I’m not ALWAYS UP IN ARMS ABOUT SOMETHING!” —

“One of the most significant bummers of my lifetime.” —

“

“For what it’s worth, I think you would make an incredible brunette.

Ron Swanson.”

” —Ron Swanson

“

Of all my co-workers, he is one of a small number whom I do not actually root against.

There I go getting all sappy.

” —Ron Fuckin Swanson

“What’s wrong with you?”
“Almost everything.” —30 Rock

“If we don’t find this helicopter, I’m walking to Canada.”
“Hope you like taxes.” —Manny and Luke

“I think any reasonable person would say that to lower the deficit, you need to cut spending *and* raise taxes. How is that controversial?” —

It makes me far too happy..

…to see a place I recognize on SVU.

“Temple Grandin!”
“It’s Pat!” —

“This Angie, what a slut!”
“She wasn’t a slut, we didn’t go anything.”
“What a tease!”
“She was really nice.”
“What a bitch!” —

“He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.” —Robert Pattinson is a lot cooler than the movies he’s in.

Sexual harassment still matters, people. And it ain’t the same as cheating.

“New Year’s Eve” —Mobile

One of my bosses..

Calls me Mr. Justin. It’s bizarre.
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If I ever have to live..

..in a place that requires taking a bis just to get to the very beginning of the subway line, my life will make me sad.
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Seriously

There is nothing near citifield. You can hardly walk to it.

Metsfail.
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Apples:

Keeping floss companies in business since before floss existed.
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Hmm

Dude just hocked several loogies right onto the floor of the subway.

This could get interesting.
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