I do love Adele's voice
But the woman is just not treating that fantastic instrument of hers well at all. If it were a violin she’d be smacking it into the ground. Glad she at least quit smoking though. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Today is the perfect day..
..to play a city-wide edition of my favorite game “Costume or Crazy?” (Note: I had this idea a full year before the “Halloween or Williamsburg” blog. I wonder if “both” will be a potential answer for that site today, or for my game too.)
Denny’s, you’re not America’s diner.
Had to do it
“Written In The Stars” is on the playlist for tonight.
Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse! Homer:...
All I Do Is Win
Last time I raced the m15 home for 40 blocks, it was close,and I only beat it at the very last second. Today, I made it to 100th street before the bus made it to 86th (from 62nd). I win.
Anyone who thinks baseball isn't exciting..
…was not watching that game last night. I will miss you after you’re gone tonight. As McCarver said, “How did this happen?”
Who made this little kid cry just so he could be in this video?
Is Bella a zombie? She just stands there with her mouth open, like she’s...– Beavis
You’re angry at me and not talking about it so I’m gonna beat you up...
Look, I don’t like to throw around the word “butthead,”...– Leslie Knope
You’re beautiful…. on the inside, where your spirit lives.
I talk about myself constantly and people love me for it. I really am quite...– Tom Haverford or Justin PBG?
Someone will die!” “Of fun!” “…and murder!
Troy and Abed sewn together!
That is my kind of potbong!
I hope you’re as fertile as I am.” “More.
Flickering candles!” “Yes! It’s hard to say, isn’t it?– WTF? Wheel of Fortune is too dumb to live.
Mom has joined gmail
Fine. But after a few emails, she calls me, very confused about “this chat thing that happened.”
Sorry for the silence
Been a very busy week. Informed has been updated as usual. Haven’t had anything all that personally important occur. But I’m really enjoying my new job, and - if being a fulltime faculty member actually pays more rather than just being more hours - I could see myself staying here after school ends. My students (aside from a few of them) did really well on the first test. I’m...
I am the greatest author in English literature. I penned 38 plays and 154...
Doggy dog world is a beautiful world full of little puppies.
You know what scares me? A 15 year old girl dressed as… what are...– Suburgatory is funny.
Informed Instigation: "Truths and Untruths" →
Clearing some things up.
According to this logic the best way to stop bullying in schools is to expel all...
WHY IS THERE NOTHING AT ALL NEAR YOUR STADIUM? Junkyards and the closed tennis center. Half the station is closed. Failure of a fraaanchise. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Who are these people..
..that serve as ‘sources’ at hollywood parties watching couples stealing kisses (and does anyone say this phrase outside of gossip columns)? Get a life, pervs. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
When I start to get angry at entertainers for whom I have respect selling out, I...
Optimists and pessimists die the same death but they live very different lives.
I think they talked about this on Cracked too, but one of my favorite things is...
If you could bottle and sell sex panic, we would have no problem with our...
Informed Instigation: "In Defense of Stars" →
They should be castigated when they fuck up, but if they say something worthwhile, we should encourage them.
But seriously though?
Booze, costumes, candy… EVERYTHING ABOUT HALLOWEEN IS AWESOME. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
My students all chinese except for two colombians. The male colombian seems to have come to class amped to meet himself a chinese woman. He expressed audible disappointment when he found out one of the other students was married (and apparently has two kids; man asians age well - until it all hits them at around 50). Today we had a new student. And during the break there he was chatting her...
Is there a way to make central park wedding pics...
Today’s amateur investigation says.. No. But all this posing is hilarious. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
In case you were wondering why I was being emo..
.. I was rejected, essentially, for having my shit together last night. “You have goals,” she said, like this is bad. This, my friends, is what is known as not being able to win. Heh. S’all good.
All that I want from you
..is the promise you will be there. Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
I hate how insensitive the bus makes me
..But when I see five elderly or disabled folks at the stop I’m like ‘oh nooooo’ Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
Frank Oz refused to be in the new Muppets movie
But the Star Wars prequels were okay. Shut up.
3 Problematic Characters I Love Anyway
So here I am, actually about to write a pop culture post for the first time in a while. I have been tasked with choosing three – three – characters from pop culture that I happen to like who are unintentionally problematic, either in terms of race, gender, sexuality, or some other such category. My fantastic friend, Lady T, is writing the same post on her site, and I will post the link as soon as...
Been waiting for one like this →
….aaaaaand… let’s see Work?
Text from person I don't know..
Wilson: “Taking money from a sick person is ethically suspect at...
SVU going to the basics
Missing child. Always works.
And for the record, I’m not entirely sure I’m not the universe.
Informed Instigation: "I'm a PC" →
Why be a dick?
Here’s my Tumblr idea, for Americans resentful of the free rides they imagine...
What would the GOP say to the Latino community? “After you drop Chandler...